{"id":5826,"date":"2015-08-24T19:29:08","date_gmt":"2015-08-24T19:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/08\/24\/oh-no-sure-thing-att-we-definitely-called-you\/"},"modified":"2015-08-24T19:29:08","modified_gmt":"2015-08-24T19:29:08","slug":"oh-no-sure-thing-att-we-definitely-called-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/08\/24\/oh-no-sure-thing-att-we-definitely-called-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>oh, no, sure thing, AT&amp;T! we definitely called you to change our service so that we could <em>get rid of text messaging<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>yeah that&rsquo;s what we wanted<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh, no, sure thing, AT&amp;T! we definitely called you to change our service so that we could get rid of text messaging yeah that&rsquo;s what we wanted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3490,3489],"class_list":["post-5826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bitching","tag-i-woke-up-today-and-i-was-like-i-do-not-wish-to-suffer-these-fools-yet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}