{"id":4761,"date":"2016-01-13T06:01:48","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T06:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/01\/13\/me-as-im-brushing-my-teeth-you-know-what-i-think\/"},"modified":"2016-01-13T06:01:48","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T06:01:48","slug":"me-as-im-brushing-my-teeth-you-know-what-i-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/01\/13\/me-as-im-brushing-my-teeth-you-know-what-i-think\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>me, as im brushing my teeth: you know what i think about more often than i need to<br \/>\nkat: what<br \/>\nme, muffled, through a mouthful of foam: you know that one picture of a bowl of spinach<br \/>\nkat: mm?<br \/>\nme: a colander<br \/>\nkat: yes.<br \/>\nme, dribbling foam: and its captioned babby spanch? i think about that a lot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me, as im brushing my teeth: you know what i think about more often than i need to kat: what me, muffled, through a mouthful of foam: you know that one picture of a bowl of spinach kat: mm? me: a colander kat: yes. me, dribbling foam: and its captioned babby spanch? i think about &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/01\/13\/me-as-im-brushing-my-teeth-you-know-what-i-think\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2913,2914],"class_list":["post-4761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-marriage-of-equals","tag-by-emkat","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}