{"id":4732,"date":"2016-01-17T19:34:18","date_gmt":"2016-01-17T19:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/01\/17\/devilsmadvocate-i-was-talking-to-my-friend\/"},"modified":"2016-01-17T19:34:18","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T19:34:18","slug":"devilsmadvocate-i-was-talking-to-my-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/01\/17\/devilsmadvocate-i-was-talking-to-my-friend\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/devilsmadvocate.tumblr.com\/post\/57947019357\">devilsmadvocate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.<\/p>\n<p>so i told him, \u201cif you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they\u2019ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they\u2019ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>devilsmadvocate: i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two. so i told him, \u201cif you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they\u2019ll get a lot of satisfaction out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/01\/17\/devilsmadvocate-i-was-talking-to-my-friend\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2891,2893,2892],"class_list":["post-4732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-that-kids-is-why-i-aint-even-gryffindor","tag-harry-potter","tag-slytherclaw-forever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}