{"id":4313,"date":"2016-03-01T22:50:21","date_gmt":"2016-03-01T22:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/03\/01\/me-as-a-creator-ugh-this-is-so-melodramatic\/"},"modified":"2016-03-01T22:50:21","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T22:50:21","slug":"me-as-a-creator-ugh-this-is-so-melodramatic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/03\/01\/me-as-a-creator-ugh-this-is-so-melodramatic\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>me as a creator: ugh. this is so melodramatic. this is way too obvious. look at this predictable shit dialogue. how can you claim this nonsense is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?! you call yourself a writer?!?!<br \/>\nme as a consumer: MMMM MELODRAMA **predicts opening line with maniacal glee** YES OF COURSE HE&#8217;S NICE NOW THEY&#8217;RE IN LOVE IT DOESN&#8217;T MATTER THAT EVERYTHING IS CLICHE I&#8217;M GOING TO RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me as a creator: ugh. this is so melodramatic. this is way too obvious. look at this predictable shit dialogue. how can you claim this nonsense is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?! you call yourself a writer?!?! me as a consumer: MMMM MELODRAMA **predicts opening line with maniacal glee** YES OF COURSE HE&#8217;S NICE NOW THEY&#8217;RE IN LOVE &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/03\/01\/me-as-a-creator-ugh-this-is-so-melodramatic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[988],"class_list":["post-4313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-about-me","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}