{"id":40950,"date":"2011-07-27T22:39:29","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T22:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/07\/27\/internet-speak-parody-of-still-alive\/"},"modified":"2011-07-27T22:39:29","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T22:39:29","slug":"internet-speak-parody-of-still-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/07\/27\/internet-speak-parody-of-still-alive\/","title":{"rendered":"Internet-Speak Parody of &#8220;Still Alive&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was a triumph<br \/> Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah<br \/> Everything went better than expected<br \/> Aperture Science<br \/> Challenge accepted cuz we can<br \/> All your base are belong to us<br \/> Except those deleteded<br \/> Don&rsquo;t be Sad Keanu over every mistake<br \/> You just keep on trying, haters gonna hate<br \/> And the science gets done with a long-neck reaction<br \/> From the people who are still alive<\/p>\n<p>I ain&rsquo;t even mad, bro<br \/> I&rsquo;m being Serious Cat right now<br \/> Even though you let me down, Rickrolled me<br \/> And tore me to PINGAS<br \/> And threw every piece on the ground<br \/> As they burned I rage quit cuz<br \/> I was so herping for you<br \/> Not a fuck was given, there was PROFIT??? in mind<br \/> It&rsquo;s over 9000, we\u2019re releasing on time<br \/> Me gusta getting burned, think of all the things we learned<br \/> If the Slender Man left you alive<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead and leave me<br \/> I&rsquo;ll just be forever alone<br \/> Maybe you\u2019ll find someone else to help you<br \/> Maybe Lord Inglip<br \/> Cool story bro, ha ha, fat chance<br \/> Anyway, this cake is a lie<br \/> What is this I don&rsquo;t even<br \/> Look at me, Y U TALKING when there&rsquo;s science to do?<br \/> I herd u liek mudkips, well, I&rsquo;m glad I\u2019m not you<br \/> I\u2019ve experiments to run, what is this I don&rsquo;t even<br \/> Why is Rule 34 still alive?<br \/> And deal with it, I&rsquo;m still alive<br \/> Bitches love science and I&rsquo;m still alive<br \/> I might be trolling that I&rsquo;m still alive<br \/> O R U Jelly? I am still alive<br \/> And when you&rsquo;re dead? LOLWUT I&rsquo;m still alive<br \/> Still alive<br \/> Still alive<\/p>\n<p>(original lyrics: Still Alive &copy; JoCo)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was a triumph Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah Everything went better than expected Aperture Science Challenge accepted cuz we can All your base are belong to us Except those deleteded Don&rsquo;t be Sad Keanu over every mistake You just keep on trying, haters gonna hate And the science gets done with a long-neck reaction From the people &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/07\/27\/internet-speak-parody-of-still-alive\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Internet-Speak Parody of &#8220;Still Alive&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6836,11435,9230,11384,11436,5238,5020,11434],"class_list":["post-40950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-glados","tag-internet-speak","tag-joco","tag-jonathan-coulton","tag-lolz","tag-memes","tag-portal","tag-still-alive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}