{"id":40677,"date":"2011-08-10T00:00:24","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T00:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/10\/well-i-looked-down-and-there-it-was-a\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T00:00:24","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T00:00:24","slug":"well-i-looked-down-and-there-it-was-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/10\/well-i-looked-down-and-there-it-was-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Well I looked down, and THERE. It was a cheeseburger. And I didn&rsquo;t want to eat that cheeseburger, because what if it was imagined? But then I realized, oh, well, if I was going to imagine a cheeseburger, I&rsquo;d imagine a WHOLE cheeseburger, and this one has two bites out of it. So I ate it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'>me enjoying some delicious herb<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I looked down, and THERE. It was a cheeseburger. And I didn&rsquo;t want to eat that cheeseburger, because what if it was imagined? But then I realized, oh, well, if I was going to imagine a cheeseburger, I&rsquo;d imagine a WHOLE cheeseburger, and this one has two bites out of it. So I ate &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/10\/well-i-looked-down-and-there-it-was-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6003],"class_list":["post-40677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-things-i-say","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}