{"id":40606,"date":"2011-08-12T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/12\/i-just-have-to-clear-this-one-up\/"},"modified":"2011-08-12T17:25:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T17:25:00","slug":"i-just-have-to-clear-this-one-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/12\/i-just-have-to-clear-this-one-up\/","title":{"rendered":"I just have to clear this one up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cincodenada.tumblr.com\/post\/8827151418\">cincodenada<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Things that are capable of giving hugs:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Significant others<\/li>\n<li>Fathers<\/li>\n<li>Sisters<\/li>\n<li>Brothers<\/li>\n<li>Mothers<\/li>\n<li>Brothas from anotha motha<\/li>\n<li>Cousins<\/li>\n<li>Grandparents<\/li>\n<li>Children<\/li>\n<li>Friends<\/li>\n<li>Machines constructed of two mattress pads with terry cloth cozies laundered every two days<\/li>\n<li>Bears<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Things that are not capable of giving hugs:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ten lightning bugs<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span><span id=\"post_tags_wrapper_8827151418\"><span class=\"tags  draggable\" id=\"post_tags_8827151418\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/10000%2F1000+%3D+10+for+those+who+are+confused+%28August%29\">#10000\/1000 = 10 for those who are confused (August)<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span id=\"post_tags_wrapper_8827151418\"><span class=\"tags  draggable\" id=\"post_tags_8827151418\"><\/span><\/span><\/span>Shhhhhhhh. Also, yes, but metaphor.<\/p>\n<p>*hides*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cincodenada: Things that are capable of giving hugs: Significant others Fathers Sisters Brothers Mothers Brothas from anotha motha Cousins Grandparents Children Friends Machines constructed of two mattress pads with terry cloth cozies laundered every two days Bears Things that are not capable of giving hugs: Ten lightning bugs #10000\/1000 = 10 for those who are &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/12\/i-just-have-to-clear-this-one-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I just have to clear this one up.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11303,11301,11300,11302],"class_list":["post-40606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-always","tag-but-we-disagree","tag-joel-is-my-friend","tag-on-this"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}