{"id":40446,"date":"2011-08-26T18:07:04","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T18:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/26\/i-have-never-had-sex-for-money-therefore-am-not\/"},"modified":"2011-08-26T18:07:04","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T18:07:04","slug":"i-have-never-had-sex-for-money-therefore-am-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/26\/i-have-never-had-sex-for-money-therefore-am-not\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more -->I have never had sex for money.<\/p>\n<p>therefore, am not a hooker.<\/p>\n<p>thanks for that, friend-type.<\/p>\n<p>I will buy you a fucking sex book for your bridal shower just to prove I&rsquo;m not the weird one here. \u00a0but I will not pay full price for something you will never use. \u00a0I will, however, pay a few bucks to make a point.<\/p>\n<p>someone punch me, I&rsquo;m feeling morally superior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have never had sex for money. therefore, am not a hooker. thanks for that, friend-type. I will buy you a fucking sex book for your bridal shower just to prove I&rsquo;m not the weird one here. \u00a0but I will not pay full price for something you will never use. \u00a0I will, however, pay a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/08\/26\/i-have-never-had-sex-for-money-therefore-am-not\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11243],"class_list":["post-40446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-liveblogging-friend-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}