{"id":40055,"date":"2011-09-19T21:25:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T21:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/19\/w0lvves-i-dont-understand-why-people-always\/"},"modified":"2011-09-19T21:25:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T21:25:07","slug":"w0lvves-i-dont-understand-why-people-always","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/19\/w0lvves-i-dont-understand-why-people-always\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0lvves.tumblr.com\/post\/10414908915\">w0lvves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I don\u2019t understand why people always draw apples with like, beads of water rolling down on them.<\/p>\n<p>Like all wet and stuff, and they\u2019re on teachers walls and it\u2019s weird.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I feel like it\u2019s almost sensual. Like someone thought it\u2019d be funny to slap a few sweat beads on an apple, like some creepy apple porn<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"250\" width=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lrsgot2BIa1qfbrim.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Like <em>ooooh yeah hot and heavy apple oh yeah look at leaf\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>HAHAHA I was searching for apple pictures but this is so much better<\/p>\n<p>also the tags are not mine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>w0lvves: I don\u2019t understand why people always draw apples with like, beads of water rolling down on them. Like all wet and stuff, and they\u2019re on teachers walls and it\u2019s weird.\u00a0 I feel like it\u2019s almost sensual. Like someone thought it\u2019d be funny to slap a few sweat beads on an apple, like some creepy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/19\/w0lvves-i-dont-understand-why-people-always\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11121,25,11122],"class_list":["post-40055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-apples","tag-sex","tag-teachers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}