{"id":40044,"date":"2011-09-19T22:17:31","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T22:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/19\/cincodenada-replied-to-your-link-haha-as-a\/"},"modified":"2011-09-19T22:17:31","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T22:17:31","slug":"cincodenada-replied-to-your-link-haha-as-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/19\/cincodenada-replied-to-your-link-haha-as-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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  1. cincodenada<\/a>\u00a0replied to your\u00a0link<\/a>:<\/span>\u00a0HAHA as a follow-up to my previous post<\/a><\/em>
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    0.o That is the most random selection of verses I\u2019ve ever seen. And they\u2019re still SUPER CONCERNED about an intact hymen, which\u2026really. Come on. There are just a lot of things\u2026perplexing about that page.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  2. <\/a>cincodenada<\/a>\u00a0replied to your\u00a0photo<\/a>:<\/span>\u00a0Thou Shalt Not Have Threesomes?<\/a><\/em>
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    See where it says \u201csexual immorality\u201d? That means threesomes. Also gay sex. And lesbian sex. And definitely BDSM, and anything that\u2019s not straight missionary. Also anything beyond premarital kissing, and that\u2019s questionable. Don\u2019t you read the Bible?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    OMG I guess I didn’t read the same Bible they did…<\/p>\n

    also right? hymen. also. look at the other pages, and try to figure it all out. I’m super proud of their position on things like BDSM and anal play, but then their “God’s Guidelines” get suuuuper bizarre. I don’t even. whaaaat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    cincodenada\u00a0replied to your\u00a0link:\u00a0HAHA as a follow-up to my previous post 0.o That is the most random selection of verses I\u2019ve ever seen. And they\u2019re still SUPER CONCERNED about an intact hymen, which\u2026really. Come on. There are just a lot of things\u2026perplexing about that page. cincodenada\u00a0replied to your\u00a0photo:\u00a0Thou Shalt Not Have Threesomes? See where it says … <\/p>\n

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