{"id":39956,"date":"2011-09-20T22:17:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/20\/ugh-the-politics-of-romance\/"},"modified":"2011-09-20T22:17:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T22:17:00","slug":"ugh-the-politics-of-romance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/20\/ugh-the-politics-of-romance\/","title":{"rendered":"ugh the politics of romance"},"content":{"rendered":"

friend, three months ago: I’M TOTES NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. btw moving to your city for teh funz.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

friend, now: omg ur gonna live with ur bf??? whaaat?? omg ur moving too fucking fast<\/p>\n

between the lines: UGH I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME<\/p>\n

me: uhhh, in like three months minimum…also why do you care?<\/p>\n

friend: “other considerations” aside, you’re going to end up very badly. I’m being blunt because there’s a slim<\/em>\u00a0chance it will make you think.<\/p>\n

between the lines: Y U NOT LET ME HOLD UR HAND<\/p>\n

me: uhhhhhh. brb gonna talk to people who actually know me.<\/p>\n

Joel<\/a>:\u00a0you’re moving quickly-ish, but not recklessly, and quickly isn’t in and of itself a problem if you’re being careful and communicating. which I think you are.<\/span><\/p>\n

me: **POINT** see, people who know me. ahem.<\/span><\/p>\n

friend: I HOPE YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO DO<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

friend, three months ago: I’M TOTES NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. btw moving to your city for teh funz. — friend, now: omg ur gonna live with ur bf??? whaaat?? omg ur moving too fucking fast between the lines: UGH I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME me: uhhh, in like three months … <\/p>\n

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