{"id":39673,"date":"2011-09-27T16:41:31","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T16:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/27\/david-also-david-is-it-just-me-david\/"},"modified":"2011-09-27T16:41:31","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T16:41:31","slug":"david-also-david-is-it-just-me-david","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/27\/david-also-david-is-it-just-me-david\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>David: also<br \/>\nDavid: is it just me<br \/>\nDavid: or<br \/>\nDavid: does getting your ears cleaned feel fucking AMAZING<br \/>\nMe: OH MY GOD<br \/>\nMe: IT FEELS SO GOOD<br \/>\nMe: and then<br \/>\nMe: the wind<br \/>\nMe: tingling against the clean ears<br \/>\nMe: is the BEST THING EVER<br \/>\nDavid: ok, so its not just me, cause gina thinks im dumb<br \/>\nMe: NO<br \/>\nMe: it&#8217;s so awesome<br \/>\nDavid: im using a q tip<br \/>\nDavid: and my ears are orgasming<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David: also David: is it just me David: or David: does getting your ears cleaned feel fucking AMAZING Me: OH MY GOD Me: IT FEELS SO GOOD Me: and then Me: the wind Me: tingling against the clean ears Me: is the BEST THING EVER David: ok, so its not just me, cause gina thinks &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/27\/david-also-david-is-it-just-me-david\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11005],"class_list":["post-39673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-things-my-roommates-say","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}