{"id":39566,"date":"2011-09-29T21:01:16","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T21:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/29\/5000candlesinthewind-im-gonna-make-this\/"},"modified":"2017-07-02T00:36:25","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T00:36:25","slug":"5000candlesinthewind-im-gonna-make-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/29\/5000candlesinthewind-im-gonna-make-this\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-39566 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/09\/29\/5000candlesinthewind-im-gonna-make-this\/attachment\/39567\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"138\" 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I\u2019m not ready for a commitment. I just don\u2019t like you anymore. I know it\u2019s hard to hear that, but you\u2019re boring. And frankly, you disgust me. Ick!<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just&hellip;<\/p>\n<p>I was sobbing quietly to myself.<\/p>\n<p>I waited ALL. SEASON. LONG for this to happen last year, and then of course I knew this was coming, but really? <em>really<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&rsquo;s the mark of a good writing team.<\/p>\n<p>BAH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5000candlesinthewind: I\u2019m gonna make this really easy for you: It\u2019s not you, it\u2019s me. I\u2019m not ready for a commitment. I just don\u2019t like you anymore. I know it\u2019s hard to hear that, but you\u2019re boring. And frankly, you disgust me. Ick! I just&hellip; I was sobbing quietly to myself. I waited ALL. SEASON. 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