{"id":39469,"date":"2011-10-03T21:22:27","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T21:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/03\/i-rarely-abbreviate-my-text-messages\/"},"modified":"2011-10-03T21:22:27","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T21:22:27","slug":"i-rarely-abbreviate-my-text-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/03\/i-rarely-abbreviate-my-text-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"I rarely abbreviate my text messages."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lm24hge51u1qf04yf.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>yeah bitch.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS. yeah bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[438],"class_list":["post-39469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}