{"id":39318,"date":"2011-10-05T23:37:43","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T23:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/05\/mls-classics-bootscatsratsandwords\/"},"modified":"2017-07-02T00:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T00:25:27","slug":"mls-classics-bootscatsratsandwords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/05\/mls-classics-bootscatsratsandwords\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-39318 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/05\/mls-classics-bootscatsratsandwords\/attachment\/39319\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lsluw84TrI1qmkq3eo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lsluw84TrI1qmkq3eo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lsluw84TrI1qmkq3eo1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mls-classics.tumblr.com\/post\/11078196096\">mls-classics<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bootscatsratsandwords.tumblr.com\/post\/11077094657\">bootscatsratsandwords<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mls-classics.tumblr.com\/post\/11075917578\">mls-classics<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bootscatsratsandwords.tumblr.com\/post\/11070334502\">bootscatsratsandwords<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mls-classics.tumblr.com\/post\/11070182399\">mls-classics<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bootscatsratsandwords.tumblr.com\/post\/11069859697\">bootscatsratsandwords<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mls-classics.tumblr.com\/post\/11067764017\">mls-classics<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bootscatsratsandwords.tumblr.com\/post\/11066424822\">bootscatsratsandwords<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u2026all right, all right, I\u2019ll just admit it somewhere official.<\/p>\n<p>now my health profile knowwwws.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Also, your tumblr says heteroflexible.<\/p>\n<p>I assume people know what flexible means. XD<\/p>\n<p>(\u201cHeteroflexible\u201d reminds of the Margaret Cho skit: \u201cI\u2019ll eat pussy\u2026 It\u2019s just not my  first choice. I\u2019ll eat pussy if they run out of what I really want. No  more chicken? Okay I\u2019ll take the pussy\u201d)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>well. but my health profile for my insurance is a little MOAR official than my Tumblr. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>also: \u201c<span>Oh no, August might like lady-parts, too! Everyone hide your daughters! \u2026 and sons, too, I guess.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>LAWL<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>it\u2019s okay. I\u2019m not going after anyone, not unless said target is looking for a pair with which to play. XP<\/span><\/p>\n<p>and YES MARGARET CHO. that\u2019s pretty much how I feel.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>TOUCHE.<\/p>\n<p>Giving those poor little old ladies who do medical coding a case the vapors, you minx!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*preens* it\u2019s what I do best.<\/p>\n<p>seriously, if they can see all the answers to all the questions I filled out, said little old ladies will have to reconsider their inevitable first impression of me as a Normal Functioning Member of Society. XD<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There are people who think you are normal?\u00a0: D<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>yyyyyyup. in fact, only the tiny corner of the world that knows me on the internet (plus my boyfriend and some of my roommates) know how weird I am. and only my boyfriend <em>really<\/em>\u00a0knows. =P<\/p>\n<p>the rest of the world assumes I\u2019m pretty damn vanilla. I was, after all, homeschooled almost entirely through grade school in a viciously religious home and then a student at a private Christian university. I\u2019mjussayin.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cand only my boyfriend <em>really<\/em>\u00a0knows\u201d<\/p>\n<p>COLOR ME INTRIGUED, MADAME.<\/p>\n<p>See, now it\u2019s things like that that get my imagination roiling.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>well. even in this quiet little corner of the internet, there are eyes and ears, and &lsquo;tisn&rsquo;t the place. \ud83d\ude09 BUT. I am unashamed. you may FB me if you&rsquo;re really intrigued. or email. or here, I&rsquo;ll shoot you my MSN name, if you use that (that&rsquo;s the one thing that does seem to work).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mls-classics: bootscatsratsandwords: mls-classics: bootscatsratsandwords: mls-classics: bootscatsratsandwords: mls-classics: bootscatsratsandwords: \u2026all right, all right, I\u2019ll just admit it somewhere official. now my health profile knowwwws. Also, your tumblr says heteroflexible. I assume people know what flexible means. XD (\u201cHeteroflexible\u201d reminds of the Margaret Cho skit: \u201cI\u2019ll eat pussy\u2026 It\u2019s just not my first choice. I\u2019ll eat pussy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/05\/mls-classics-bootscatsratsandwords\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,5617,10873,10872,1025],"class_list":["post-39318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bisexual","tag-haters-gonna-hate","tag-i-regret-nothing","tag-orientation","tag-personal","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39320,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39318\/revisions\/39320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}