{"id":38991,"date":"2011-10-12T22:48:46","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T22:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/12\/fucknoeleventhdoctor-to-ruin-your-life-to\/"},"modified":"2017-07-02T00:11:30","modified_gmt":"2017-07-02T00:11:30","slug":"fucknoeleventhdoctor-to-ruin-your-life-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/12\/fucknoeleventhdoctor-to-ruin-your-life-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-38991 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/12\/fucknoeleventhdoctor-to-ruin-your-life-to\/attachment\/38992\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lr18v6naOn1qzmoiso1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lr18v6naOn1qzmoiso1_500-150x150.gif 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lr18v6naOn1qzmoiso1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/12\/fucknoeleventhdoctor-to-ruin-your-life-to\/attachment\/38993\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lr18v6naOn1qzmoiso2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lr18v6naOn1qzmoiso2_500-150x150.gif 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_lr18v6naOn1qzmoiso2_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fucknoeleventhdoctor.tumblr.com\/post\/11273838775\">fucknoeleventhdoctor<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ol>\n<li>\u2026to ruin your life.<\/li>\n<li>\u2026to contort my limbs impossibly.<\/li>\n<li>\u2026to fashion my face into an unreadable expression that nonetheless renders your legs useless jelly.<\/li>\n<li>\u2026to be so charming you\u2019re henceforth unable to procreate.<\/li>\n<li>\u2026to smile.<\/li>\n<li>But I can\u2019t really.<\/li>\n<li>Because as funny as I am,<\/li>\n<li>and as loving,<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m always also full of an impossible sadness you\u2019ll never be able to comprehend.<\/li>\n<li>There.<\/li>\n<li>I told you I\u2019d ruin your life.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fucknoeleventhdoctor: \u2026to ruin your life. \u2026to contort my limbs impossibly. \u2026to fashion my face into an unreadable expression that nonetheless renders your legs useless jelly. \u2026to be so charming you\u2019re henceforth unable to procreate. \u2026to smile. 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