{"id":38883,"date":"2011-10-14T20:58:56","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T20:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/14\/abeds-timeline-was-real-not-jeffs\/"},"modified":"2011-10-14T20:58:56","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T20:58:56","slug":"abeds-timeline-was-real-not-jeffs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/14\/abeds-timeline-was-real-not-jeffs\/","title":{"rendered":"Abed’s timeline was real, not Jeff’s!"},"content":{"rendered":"

inflatedmoose<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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whendoilaugh<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Last night\u2019s Community featured seven different timelines based on the roll of a die. \u00a0They led you to believe that the final timeline was the real one, but I don\u2019t believe this to be true. \u00a0Here\u2019s why.<\/p>\n

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  1. The episode begins with a brief argument about whether Troy and Abed live in apartment 303 or 304. \u00a0This episode was season three, episode four. \u00a0What this hints at is that this episode takes place before the last one.<\/li>\n
  2. In every timeline except Jeff\u2019s (supposedly the real one), Pierce mentions that he had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom. \u00a0He tells Omar in 303 that the members of the study group are the only ones he\u2019s told about that event.<\/li>\n
  3. Abed\u2019s timeline is the only one in which Shirley finds out that Britta smokes pot. \u00a0In 303, when Britta burns the list, Shirley says, \u201coh no! \u00a0She\u2019s got her marijuana lighter!\u201d<\/li>\n
  4. In Abed\u2019s timeline, he finds a nickel. \u00a0At the beginning of 303, he gives Pierce a coin to pay for the water fountain.<\/li>\n
  5. This isn\u2019t a proof, but from a storytelling perspective, Jeff and Annie kissing is the biggest event in any timeline (other than Pierce dying). \u00a0Their relationship in 303 is alternately very friendly and extremely strained, which makes sense in a post-kitchen-make-out timeline.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Please refer all \u201cget a life\u201d comments to me in an alternate timeline where I wasn\u2019t allowed to watch TV growing up and now I\u2019m the youngest ever president of the United States.<\/p>\n

    <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    \u2026oh.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    inflatedmoose: whendoilaugh: Last night\u2019s Community featured seven different timelines based on the roll of a die. \u00a0They led you to believe that the final timeline was the real one, but I don\u2019t believe this to be true. \u00a0Here\u2019s why. The episode begins with a brief argument about whether Troy and Abed live in apartment 303 … <\/p>\n

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