{"id":38283,"date":"2011-10-30T18:50:28","date_gmt":"2011-10-30T18:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/30\/ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T23:23:37","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T23:23:37","slug":"ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/30\/ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-38283 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/30\/ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life\/attachment\/38284\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"125\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_ltefap6sK41ql9b8ho1_250-150x125.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/30\/ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life\/attachment\/38285\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"125\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_ltefap6sK41ql9b8ho2_250-150x125.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/30\/ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life\/attachment\/38286\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_ltefap6sK41ql9b8ho3_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_ltefap6sK41ql9b8ho3_500-150x150.gif 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/tumblr_ltefap6sK41ql9b8ho3_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ratsteeth.tumblr.com\/post\/12003487100\/lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life-ive-spent\">ratsteeth<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span id=\"post_tags_wrapper_12003356245\"><span id=\"post_tags_12003356245\" class=\"tags  draggable\"><a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/lemme+give+you+a+rundown+of+my+life\">#lemme give you a rundown of my life<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i%27ve+spent+60+years+in+the+wilds+of+the+north+being+a+god+damn+ranger\">#i\u2019ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i%27ve+tracked+down+motherfuckin+gollum+and+brought+him+to+mirkwood\">#i\u2019ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/do+you+know+what+mirkwood+is\">#do you know what mirkwood is<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/do+you+know+the+kind+of+spiders+that+live+there\">#do you know the kind of spiders that live there<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/yeah+i+thought+not\">#yeah i thought not<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i+have+battled+orc+armies+in+THREE+CONSECUTIVE+MOVIES\">#i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/I+HAVE+RAN+ACROSS+THE+FIELDS+OF+ROHAN\">#I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/do+you+know+how+big+that+is\">#do you know how big that is<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/it%27s+like+the+english+countryside+but+as+big+and+as+wide+as+motherfuckin+canada\">#it\u2019s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/%28i%27m+guessing%29\">#(i\u2019m guessing)<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i+have+battled+the+RINGWRAITHS.+ya+that%27s+right.+all+nine+of+them.+WITH+A+TORCH.+AND+FOUR+HOBBITS+WIELDING+TOOTHPICKS.\">#i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that\u2019s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS.<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/with+the+one+ring+as+bait\">#with the one ring as bait<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i+have+been+dragged+down+a+cliff+by+a+fuckin+warg\">#i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i+have+summoned+the+armies+of+the+dead+to+defeat+the+corsairs+of+umbar\">#i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/i+have+lived+a+hard+motherfuckin+life+and+if+you+think+bad+dental+hygiene+will+scare+me+then+bitch+the+only+scary+thing+about+that+is+the+amount+of+STDs+i+can+catch+if+i+stick+my+tongue+in+your+mouth\">#i  have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene  will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount  of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/..\/..\/tagged\/go+home.+you%27ve+been+dismissed.\">#go home. you\u2019ve been dismissed.<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><span class=\"tags  draggable\">THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ratsteeth: #lemme give you a rundown of my life #i\u2019ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i\u2019ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/10\/30\/ratsteeth-lemme-give-you-a-rundown-of-my-life\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38287,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38283\/revisions\/38287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}