{"id":38270,"date":"2011-11-01T15:57:25","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T15:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/01\/last-night-was-full-of-one-liners\/"},"modified":"2011-11-01T15:57:25","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T15:57:25","slug":"last-night-was-full-of-one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/01\/last-night-was-full-of-one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"last night was full of one-liners."},"content":{"rendered":"

me: “it’s bad news bears. and I don’t mean no goddamn teddy bears. it’s a motherfucking grizzly of no!”<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

me: “the internet is for porn, and proving me right.”<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

me: “I’m totally a hipster.”<\/p>\n

Jake: “you are not.”<\/p>\n

me: “I’m sitting here in my $5 peacoat eating an $8 sandwich!”<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Jake: “too much Call of Duty, and your sex life is now a Fable.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

me: “it’s bad news bears. and I don’t mean no goddamn teddy bears. it’s a motherfucking grizzly of no!” — me: “the internet is for porn, and proving me right.” — me: “I’m totally a hipster.” Jake: “you are not.” me: “I’m sitting here in my $5 peacoat eating an $8 sandwich!” — Jake: “too … <\/p>\n

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