{"id":37966,"date":"2011-11-04T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/04\/whyyyyy\/"},"modified":"2011-11-04T17:08:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T17:08:00","slug":"whyyyyy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/04\/whyyyyy\/","title":{"rendered":"whyyyyy"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>company owner comes in on ambiguously legal casual Friday<\/li>\n<li>have to try to explain smut-novel to sensitive people<\/li>\n<li>got up half an hour past my alarm and had six minutes to get ready and get to the bus stop<\/li>\n<li>phone refuses to receive texts<\/li>\n<li>agent my dad&rsquo;s age totally has a crush on me<\/li>\n<li>only work I have to pretend I&rsquo;m working is stuffing envelopes<\/li>\n<li>FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lu5blt1z8v1qkjx3f.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>company owner comes in on ambiguously legal casual Friday have to try to explain smut-novel to sensitive people got up half an hour past my alarm and had six minutes to get ready and get to the bus stop phone refuses to receive texts agent my dad&rsquo;s age totally has a crush on me only &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/04\/whyyyyy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;whyyyyy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10375,2777,1025],"class_list":["post-37966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-tits","tag-friday","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}