{"id":3721,"date":"2016-04-30T00:50:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-30T00:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/04\/30\/lizardywizard-curdlemilkstealbabies\/"},"modified":"2016-04-30T00:50:07","modified_gmt":"2016-04-30T00:50:07","slug":"lizardywizard-curdlemilkstealbabies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/04\/30\/lizardywizard-curdlemilkstealbabies\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lizardywizard.tumblr.com\/post\/133819063906\">lizardywizard<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/curdlemilkstealbabies.tumblr.com\/post\/133770275922\">curdlemilkstealbabies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prettykikimora.tumblr.com\/post\/133692804533\">prettykikimora<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alien-boobs.tumblr.com\/post\/133674279395\">alien-boobs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/prettykikimora.tumblr.com\/post\/133674004008\">prettykikimora<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there\u2019s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. \u00a0Like that wasn\u2019t just one weird painting there\u2019s hundreds of those. \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>the firste meyme<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/2b7694902a0512b49df1bfbdb1e406fa\/tumblr_inline_ny70ftQBYq1t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/07b96cb73013082350fba24097979a5d\/tumblr_inline_ny70fw4ZEF1t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/070c36ca3021ca565dbd87e7284ac3ba\/tumblr_inline_ny70g0YdOY1t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/1d1bd97a1d42749b1676c331dcd1fb64\/tumblr_inline_ny70g7cMh11t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/d04911ea95aaed4a3f0a0c99b478159e\/tumblr_inline_ny70gkw1ST1t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/e43727a0d9d32961f066ef2f34c5497e\/tumblr_inline_ny70gw0aWD1t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p>And my favorite one here<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/ecb6f5e5583ee87f513fd4379d6a2b88\/tumblr_inline_ny70hkBQIt1t133eq_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that\u2019s EXACTLY what I\u2019m saying<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>snail aliens, or snaliens,<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lizardywizard: curdlemilkstealbabies: prettykikimora: alien-boobs: prettykikimora: apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there\u2019s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. \u00a0Like that wasn\u2019t just one weird painting there\u2019s hundreds of those. \u00a0 the firste meyme And my favorite one here I\u2019m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the &hellip; 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