{"id":37183,"date":"2011-11-22T23:10:45","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T23:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/22\/escaping-the-monetary-woes-of-adulthood-is-like\/"},"modified":"2011-11-22T23:10:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T23:10:45","slug":"escaping-the-monetary-woes-of-adulthood-is-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/11\/22\/escaping-the-monetary-woes-of-adulthood-is-like\/","title":{"rendered":"escaping the monetary woes of adulthood is like Red Leader"},"content":{"rendered":"

you’re charging down that trench in the Death Star<\/p>\n

full speed in your little jalopy (because let’s face it, none of us have sweet cars)<\/p>\n

and you see the end, the tiny target of No Car Repairs Ever<\/p>\n

and you’re yelling “almost there…ALMOST THERE”<\/p>\n

…then you explode.<\/p>\n

and by explode I mean drop $750 in a day on car repairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

you’re charging down that trench in the Death Star full speed in your little jalopy (because let’s face it, none of us have sweet cars) and you see the end, the tiny target of No Car Repairs Ever and you’re yelling “almost there…ALMOST THERE” …then you explode. and by explode I mean drop $750 in … <\/p>\n

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