{"id":36787,"date":"2011-12-01T23:54:35","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T23:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/12\/01\/animalstalkinginallcaps-no-rick-hes-not\/"},"modified":"2011-12-01T23:54:35","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T23:54:35","slug":"animalstalkinginallcaps-no-rick-hes-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2011\/12\/01\/animalstalkinginallcaps-no-rick-hes-not\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com\/post\/13606516281\/no-rick-hes-not-worth-it-rick-chill-out\">animalstalkinginallcaps<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>NO, RICK. HE\u2019S NOT WORTH IT! RICK! CHILL OUT, OKAY? WE DON\u2019T WANT ANY TROUBLE.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 JESUS, IT\u2019S LIKE YOU\u2019RE MADE OF MARBLE.<\/p>\n<p>HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK OUT?<\/p>\n<p>RICK, I\u2019M NOT GOING TO LIE, YOU ARE A TOTAL BEEFCAKE AND I\u2019M WAY INTO IT.<\/p>\n<p>IS THAT NEW COLOGNE?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>animalstalkinginallcaps: NO, RICK. HE\u2019S NOT WORTH IT! RICK! CHILL OUT, OKAY? WE DON\u2019T WANT ANY TROUBLE. \u2026 JESUS, IT\u2019S LIKE YOU\u2019RE MADE OF MARBLE. HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK OUT? RICK, I\u2019M NOT GOING TO LIE, YOU ARE A TOTAL BEEFCAKE AND I\u2019M WAY INTO IT. IS THAT NEW COLOGNE?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}