Acceptance rates have gotta be sky high<\/p>\n
Britta and Troy have got a thing now (it’s fly)<\/p>\n
Chevy Chase is their top-billed star<\/p>\n
Dean Pelton walks in like “I’m a sexy pirate, yarrr”<\/p>\n
Evil Abed (darkest timeline) wears a felt goatee<\/p>\n
Fat Neil does your bidding for a piece of candy<\/p>\n
Gillian wears leather like it’s thrift store fodder<\/p>\n
Heard about Jeff? He killed Pierce’s father<\/p>\n
Ian Duncan teaches stuff, though he couldn’t say what<\/p>\n
Jeff can’t seem to do friendship (yeah, he’s in a rut)<\/p>\n
Ken Jeong gets naked and rubs himself down<\/p>\n
Leonard needs to shut up, he’s such an old clown<\/p>\n
Magnitude couldn’t finish, he was gonna say “pop”<\/p>\n
No one saw Boobs take the pen, he couldn’t be stopped<\/p>\n
Only sound effects were needed to play a game of D&D<\/p>\n
Picture zombies, paintballs, anime, and you’ve got Community<\/p>\n
Queen of Adderall, that’s Annie, now she’s wound up, uptight<\/p>\n
Rich is Jeff’s weirdest role model, uncomfortably Mr. Right<\/p>\n
Starburns isn’t Starburns, he’s Alex, you see<\/p>\n
Troy and Abed in the Morning is must-see TV<\/p>\n
Understanding all the timelines has to wait till season’s end<\/p>\n
Vaughn’s got nipples like a baby, but a sexy rear end<\/p>\n
Without Jeff, Shirley would still be “Big Cheddar Bennett”<\/p>\n
Xtra footage is called “Community on the Internet”<\/p>\n
You may not get every joke, or love every scene –<\/p>\n
Zip your lip, watch the show, or it’s goodbye Community.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Acceptance rates have gotta be sky high Britta and Troy have got a thing now (it’s fly) Chevy Chase is their top-billed star Dean Pelton walks in like “I’m a sexy pirate, yarrr” Evil Abed (darkest timeline) wears a felt goatee Fat Neil does your bidding for a piece of candy Gillian wears leather like … <\/p>\n