{"id":35369,"date":"2012-01-04T18:57:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T18:57:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/01\/04\/horrible-movie-ideas\/"},"modified":"2012-01-04T18:57:55","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T18:57:55","slug":"horrible-movie-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/01\/04\/horrible-movie-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Movie Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Andy Sandford<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

The Color Purple Rain<\/strong>: <\/em>Prince leads slaves to freedom on his motorcycle, thus beginning a journey to the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka<\/p>\n

The Green Mile High Club<\/strong>: <\/em>Death row inmates are granted one conjugal plane ride in this Conair sequel<\/p>\n

2001\u00a0A Space Honda Odyssey<\/strong>: <\/em>A wacky suburban family finds out that their 2001 Honda Odyssey is a spaceship. Now it\u2019s up to them to save Earth<\/p>\n

10 Things I hate about Jews<\/strong>: <\/em>Schindler\u2019s List as seen from the other side. Also titled, Himmler\u2019s List<\/p>\n

The Lion King\u2019s Speech<\/strong>: <\/em>Phil Collins spends hours trying to teach a Lion to talk<\/p>\n

Venus De Milo & Otis<\/em><\/strong>: Story of a pug dragging an ancient sculpture up mount Olympus<\/p>\n

Ted Turner & Hooch<\/strong><\/em>:<\/strong> Billionaire has annoying slobbery dog put down<\/p>\n

Yo La Tengo & Cash<\/em><\/strong>: Kurt Russel hangs out with a less-than-relevant band<\/p>\n

Men In Blackface<\/em><\/strong>: Horribly offensive romp where racist vaudevillians save the planet<\/p>\n

Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil Dead 2<\/em><\/strong>: A local millionaire is murdered by a dismembered, possessed hand in this campy thriller crime drama<\/p>\n

Citizen Kano<\/em><\/strong>: Australian born Kano gets his citizenship and has a brush with materialism in this 1941 Mortal Kombat offshoot<\/p>\n

The Deer Hunter S. Thompson<\/em><\/strong>: Hunter S. Thompson plays Russian Roulette for 3 hours<\/p>\n

No Country For Old Men At Work<\/em><\/strong>: 2 garbage men spy on their neighbors with a telescope and find some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash<\/p>\n

There Will Be Blood In, Blood Out<\/em><\/strong>: A story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century prospector in the early days of East L.A. Latino gangs.<\/p>\n

Gone With The Windtalkers<\/em><\/strong>: Scarlett O\u2019hara learns the Navajo code for 7 hours<\/p>\n

A Street Car Named \u201cDesiree<\/em><\/strong>:\u201d Marlon Brando stars twice in this film about Napoleon Bonaparte tormenting a disturbed Blanche Dubois in New Orleans<\/p>\n

Fargo Baby Gone<\/em><\/strong>: Two Boston area detectives investigate a little girl\u2019s kidnapping in Minnesota<\/p>\n

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless, Dangerous Minds<\/em><\/strong>: Michelle Pfeiffer teaches ghetto children to forget all about their baby daddies<\/p>\n

A League of Extraordinary Gentleman of Their Own<\/em><\/strong>: Gena Davis and Tank Girl play baseball as men in an alternate Victorian age world<\/p>\n

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billdixoncomedy: By Andy Sandford The Color Purple Rain: Prince leads slaves to freedom on his motorcycle, thus beginning a journey to the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka The Green Mile High Club: Death row inmates are granted one conjugal plane ride in this Conair sequel 2001\u00a0A Space Honda Odyssey: A wacky suburban family finds out … <\/p>\n

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