{"id":33860,"date":"2012-02-29T17:29:02","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T17:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/02\/29\/gotta-love-that-heavy-pause\/"},"modified":"2012-02-29T17:29:02","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T17:29:02","slug":"gotta-love-that-heavy-pause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/02\/29\/gotta-love-that-heavy-pause\/","title":{"rendered":"gotta love that heavy pause"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that one that says &ldquo;you are a girl, therefore you must just be directing calls and not actually tech support&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>the one to which I say &ldquo;yep, you can actually ask me questions, fuck you&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>except not that last bit<\/p>\n<p>unfortunately<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that one that says &ldquo;you are a girl, therefore you must just be directing calls and not actually tech support&rdquo; the one to which I say &ldquo;yep, you can actually ask me questions, fuck you&rdquo; except not that last bit unfortunately<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3869,9341],"class_list":["post-33860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-first-world-problems","tag-tech-support"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}