{"id":3325,"date":"2016-06-11T18:49:05","date_gmt":"2016-06-11T18:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/06\/11\/eudaemaniacal-waltzed-into-fancy-consignment\/"},"modified":"2016-06-11T18:49:05","modified_gmt":"2016-06-11T18:49:05","slug":"eudaemaniacal-waltzed-into-fancy-consignment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/06\/11\/eudaemaniacal-waltzed-into-fancy-consignment\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/eudaemaniacal.tumblr.com\/post\/145765284965\">eudaemaniacal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>waltzed into fancy consignment store in filthy buttonup, sports bra, etc, definitely smelling a little bit of armpit stank, with garden dirt under my fingernails. bought marked-down designer shirt dress, charmingly oversized for the benefit of skinny people but which fit me HA HA TAKE THAT all to slight-but-visible alarm of classy sales lady<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>my hero<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eudaemaniacal: waltzed into fancy consignment store in filthy buttonup, sports bra, etc, definitely smelling a little bit of armpit stank, with garden dirt under my fingernails. bought marked-down designer shirt dress, charmingly oversized for the benefit of skinny people but which fit me HA HA TAKE THAT all to slight-but-visible alarm of classy sales lady &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/06\/11\/eudaemaniacal-waltzed-into-fancy-consignment\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}