{"id":33079,"date":"2012-03-22T16:55:06","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T16:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/22\/garrus-vakarian-wasnt-romanceable-in-me1-because\/"},"modified":"2012-03-22T16:55:06","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T16:55:06","slug":"garrus-vakarian-wasnt-romanceable-in-me1-because","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/22\/garrus-vakarian-wasnt-romanceable-in-me1-because\/","title":{"rendered":"Garrus Vakarian wasn&#8217;t romanceable in ME1 because you need to die first to experience heaven."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theemmers.tumblr.com\/post\/19724762188\/garrus-vakarian-wasnt-romanceable-in-me1-because-you\">theemmers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m19zlmOMp91qgyxr4.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is just too perfect. There are too many brilliant quotes!<\/p>\n<p>A few more:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<span>The Reapers aren\u2019t waiting in dark space, they\u2019re hiding from Garrus.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201c<\/span><span>When Saren learned Commander Shepherd was after him, he scoffed. When he learned Garrus Vakarian was with her, he sat in the corner of his shower and cried for 3 hours.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201c<\/span><span>Garrus Vakarian\u2019s eyepiece doesn\u2019t really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201c<\/span><span>Commander Shepard headbutts Krogan. Garrus Vakarian headbutts Thresher Maws.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>\u201c<\/span><span>Garrus Vakarian would have led the suicide mission, but \u201cflawless victory\u201d didn\u2019t have the same ring to it\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Link to the thread is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/masseffect\/comments\/r6qkc\/garrus_vakarian\/\">here<\/a>. Oh man, I am losing it over here!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m1a033EjnM1qgyxr4.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theemmers: This is just too perfect. There are too many brilliant quotes! A few more: \u201cThe Reapers aren\u2019t waiting in dark space, they\u2019re hiding from Garrus.\u201d \u201cWhen Saren learned Commander Shepherd was after him, he scoffed. When he learned Garrus Vakarian was with her, he sat in the corner of his shower and cried for &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/22\/garrus-vakarian-wasnt-romanceable-in-me1-because\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Garrus Vakarian wasn&#8217;t romanceable in ME1 because you need to die first to experience heaven.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[217,9258,3115,8764],"class_list":["post-33079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-garrus","tag-garrus-norris","tag-haha","tag-lawl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33079"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33079\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}