{"id":33030,"date":"2012-03-23T19:22:09","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T19:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/23\/twoturnsleft-in-my-mind-palace\/"},"modified":"2017-07-01T19:17:36","modified_gmt":"2017-07-01T19:17:36","slug":"twoturnsleft-in-my-mind-palace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/23\/twoturnsleft-in-my-mind-palace\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-33030 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/23\/twoturnsleft-in-my-mind-palace\/attachment\/33031\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tumblr_lk2uiimKra1qbl4bfo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tumblr_lk2uiimKra1qbl4bfo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/tumblr_lk2uiimKra1qbl4bfo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/twoturnsleft.tumblr.com\/post\/19590123324\/in-my-mind-palace-cantwearhats-heysammy\">twoturnsleft<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/in-my-mind-palace.tumblr.com\/post\/19590023309\/cantwearhats-heysammy-weeping-angel-you-are\">in-my-mind-palace<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cantwearhats.tumblr.com\/post\/5042769626\"><br \/>cantwearhats<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heysammy.tumblr.com\/post\/5041618236\">heysammy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><big><big><big><big><big>WEEPING ANGEL, <br \/>YOU ARE DRUNK.<\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/big><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Don\u2019t Drink. Drink and you\u2019re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0People assume that\u00a0drunkenness is a strict progression of\u00a0perfectly sober\u00a0to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint &#8211; it\u2019s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly\u2026 time-y wimey\u2026 shit-how-did-the-floor-get-this-close-ouch-shit-hahayoureallblurredsdfhbjsgsgagsfr<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>twoturnsleft: in-my-mind-palace: cantwearhats: heysammy: WEEPING ANGEL, YOU ARE DRUNK. Don\u2019t Drink. Drink and you\u2019re dead. They are drunk, more drunk than you can believe. \u00a0People assume that\u00a0drunkenness is a strict progression of\u00a0perfectly sober\u00a0to vomiting on the floor, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint &#8211; it\u2019s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly\u2026 time-y &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/03\/23\/twoturnsleft-in-my-mind-palace\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33030"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33032,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33030\/revisions\/33032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}