{"id":3235,"date":"2016-06-20T06:09:22","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T06:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/06\/20\/more-people-who-claim-things-constantly-creep\/"},"modified":"2016-06-20T06:09:22","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T06:09:22","slug":"more-people-who-claim-things-constantly-creep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/06\/20\/more-people-who-claim-things-constantly-creep\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>people who claim things constantly creep me out. \u201cmy husband.\u201d \u201cmy boyfriend.\u201d \u201cmy 3-year-old.\u201d like they don\u2019t have names? like you haven\u2019t taken enough pictures of them or told enough anecdotes about them that I don\u2019t know who they are, or couldn\u2019t figure it out if I cared? sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>people who claim things constantly creep me out. \u201cmy husband.\u201d \u201cmy boyfriend.\u201d \u201cmy 3-year-old.\u201d like they don\u2019t have names? like you haven\u2019t taken enough pictures of them or told enough anecdotes about them that I don\u2019t know who they are, or couldn\u2019t figure it out if I cared? sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1972],"class_list":["post-3235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-internet-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}