{"id":31189,"date":"2012-05-02T19:51:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/05\/02\/moreyou-bet-your-ass-life-motherfucking\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T19:51:32","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T19:51:32","slug":"moreyou-bet-your-ass-life-motherfucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/05\/02\/moreyou-bet-your-ass-life-motherfucking\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

you bet your ass life motherfucking happens, supervisor.<\/p>\n

when “life” consists of “oh wahhhh I need to leave three hours early to sell my truck,” somehow that whisks right under your radar. and so does “I’ve scheduled classes in the middle of my workday” and so does “I need to get offline to play on Facebook every ten minutes, dat cool?”<\/p>\n

but “oshit I’ll work from home but our transmission isn’t working” is somehow offensive.<\/p>\n

and so is asking for a certain level of respect from our customers\u00a0even when there’s a language barrier<\/em>.<\/p>\n

welp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

you bet your ass life motherfucking happens, supervisor. when “life” consists of “oh wahhhh I need to leave three hours early to sell my truck,” somehow that whisks right under your radar. and so does “I’ve scheduled classes in the middle of my workday” and so does “I need to get offline to play on … <\/p>\n

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