{"id":30097,"date":"2012-05-30T21:20:58","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T21:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/05\/30\/how-to-kiss\/"},"modified":"2012-05-30T21:20:58","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T21:20:58","slug":"how-to-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/05\/30\/how-to-kiss\/","title":{"rendered":"how to kiss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/conversationparade.tumblr.com\/post\/24068871937\">conversationparade<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>[step 1]<\/strong> open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m4uhkeVcGV1qa7n5e.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>[step 2]<\/strong> find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m4uhn8ZJcO1qa7n5e.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>[step 3]<\/strong> <em>move in for the kill<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m4uhny6pEB1qa7n5e.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/05\/30\/how-to-kiss\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;how to kiss&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8786,361],"class_list":["post-30097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-guide-for-the-weak","tag-omg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}