{"id":2791,"date":"2016-09-12T05:31:55","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T05:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/09\/12\/so-yo-little-honda-apparently-im-seeing\/"},"modified":"2016-09-12T05:31:55","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T05:31:55","slug":"so-yo-little-honda-apparently-im-seeing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/09\/12\/so-yo-little-honda-apparently-im-seeing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/so-yo-little-honda.tumblr.com\/post\/150293086100\">so-yo-little-honda<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Apparently I\u2019m seeing spiders in my apartment because it\u2019s horny male spider time and they\u2019re taking risks. I made a deal with the one in the sunroom but the one in the kitchen died for love.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so-yo-little-honda: Apparently I\u2019m seeing spiders in my apartment because it\u2019s horny male spider time and they\u2019re taking risks. I made a deal with the one in the sunroom but the one in the kitchen died for love.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1708,1191,1707],"class_list":["post-2791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-o-crap-that-tag-is-gone-might-not-be-the-same","tag-ladies-and-gentlemen-my-favorite-canadian-blogger","tag-tw-spiders"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}