{"id":27568,"date":"2012-07-21T22:17:48","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T22:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/07\/21\/binary-byte-i-wanna-take-a-moment-to-talk-about\/"},"modified":"2012-07-21T22:17:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T22:17:48","slug":"binary-byte-i-wanna-take-a-moment-to-talk-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/07\/21\/binary-byte-i-wanna-take-a-moment-to-talk-about\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome, unsung badass: Doug Jones.<\/a><\/p>\n

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Doug Jones.<\/strong>\u00a0The name doesn\u2019t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I\u2019m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.<\/p>\n

He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn\u2019t ring any bells? Probably because Doug\u2019s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s a picture of him:<\/p>\n

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Still not look too familiar?\u00a0Well, maybe you saw\u00a0Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

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Doug Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Or,\u00a0are you a\u00a0Buffy<\/strong>\u00a0fan? Remember the episode\u00a0\u201cHush\u201d<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

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Look familiar now? He\u2019s the one in the front.<\/p>\n

Did you like the movie\u00a0Pan\u2019s Labyrinth<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

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Doug Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Doug Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Did you like the\u00a0Hellboy<\/strong>\u00a0movies?<\/p>\n

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Doug Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Doug Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Doug\u00a0Mother Fucking<\/em>\u00a0Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Or, hey! Were you born in the 90\u2019s? Remember the movie\u00a0Hocus Pocus<\/strong>\u00a0that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:<\/p>\n

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Yup.\u00a0Doug Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Still not convinced of how badass this guy is?\u00a0Here\u2019s some awesome for you.<\/p>\n

It took him 5 hours to get into the\u00a0Pale Man<\/strong>\u00a0costume in\u00a0Pan\u2019s<\/strong>\u00a0Labyrinth<\/strong>, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.<\/p>\n

And the costume for\u00a0Fauno<\/strong>\u00a0himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn\u2019t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize\u00a0Ofelia<\/strong>\u2019s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn\u2019t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else\u2019s lines in a language he couldn\u2019t speak.<\/p>\n

Doug Mother Fucking Jones.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Werk.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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