{"id":27147,"date":"2012-08-02T20:24:56","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T20:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/02\/recreationalcannibalism-the-adequate-gatsby\/"},"modified":"2012-08-02T20:24:56","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T20:24:56","slug":"recreationalcannibalism-the-adequate-gatsby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/02\/recreationalcannibalism-the-adequate-gatsby\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/recreationalcannibalism.tumblr.com\/post\/28418321429\/the-adequate-gatsby-stultifyandstupefy\">recreationalcannibalism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-adequate-gatsby.tumblr.com\/post\/28083497017\/stultifyandstupefy-derpes-and-god-said-unto\">the-adequate-gatsby<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stultifyandstupefy.tumblr.com\/post\/12202936818\/derpes-and-god-said-unto-abraham-abraham\">stultifyandstupefy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derpes.tumblr.com\/post\/12194688592\/and-god-said-unto-abraham-abraham-and\">derpes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>And God said unto Abraham, \u201cAbraham.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And Abraham replied, \u201cWhat.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>God said to John, \u201cCome forth and receive eternal life.\u201d But John came fifth and won a toaster.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And Judas approached the rabbis and\u00a0Pharisees saying, \u201cThe one whom I kiss is the one you seek.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which they responded, \u201cGay.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin\u2019 slammin\u2019 bootylicious.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>and the Holy Spirit came upon her, and she was like, &ldquo;you gonna wipe that off?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, \u201cAbraham.\u201d And Abraham replied, \u201cWhat.\u201d God said to John, \u201cCome forth and receive eternal life.\u201d But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and\u00a0Pharisees saying, \u201cThe one whom I kiss is the one you seek.\u201d To which they responded, \u201cGay.\u201d\u00a0 And &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/02\/recreationalcannibalism-the-adequate-gatsby\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8416,8415],"class_list":["post-27147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-but-this-has-existed-in-my-head-for-far-too-long","tag-im-sorry-im-so-sorry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}