{"id":26933,"date":"2012-08-10T17:28:01","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T17:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/10\/tweets-from-the-future\/"},"modified":"2012-08-10T17:28:01","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T17:28:01","slug":"tweets-from-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/10\/tweets-from-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets From The Future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dangatorium.com\/post\/29130155945\/tweets-from-the-future\">dangatorium<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m8jsnnOJmw1qf79gg.jpg\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>By <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/BilliamDixon\">Bill Dixon<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"http:\/\/dangatorium.com\/danny-april\">Danny April<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t believe people buying iPhone 12! I\u2019m not spending my hard earned Yen on something made by Canadian slaves.<\/p>\n<p>@Skrillex: excited to begin my duties as Ambasador to Moon Colony 13 today. So proud to work for Drew Paul, son of Rand Paul and first trangendered president!<\/p>\n<p>@TMZCNNFOXNEWS: Olympic sprinter Daxia Zyzax ignites controversy with announcement he is running 100m dash with original, human legs.<\/p>\n<p>1 year ago, terrorists hacked facebook and posted every internet message! In memory of lost friends, who discovered we all called them fat.<\/p>\n<p>@ OurLadyOfLohan: Thank you Lindsey, your devotion to Christ and tireless work has saved our orphanage! Peace unto you!<br \/><strong id=\"internal-source-marker_0.940287958830595\"><br \/><\/strong>\u201cWesley Crusher Fucks the Galaxy\u201d finally closes after 30 years of being the longest running Star-Trek themed musical on Broadway.<\/p>\n<p>@JustinBieber: Thanks to fans who supported me through rehab, gun thing, the ape thing, and hospice care fire. Who knew long term effects of coconut water\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dangatorium: By Bill Dixon &amp; Danny April Can\u2019t believe people buying iPhone 12! I\u2019m not spending my hard earned Yen on something made by Canadian slaves. @Skrillex: excited to begin my duties as Ambasador to Moon Colony 13 today. So proud to work for Drew Paul, son of Rand Paul and first trangendered president! @TMZCNNFOXNEWS: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/10\/tweets-from-the-future\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tweets From The Future&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}