{"id":26747,"date":"2012-08-15T23:09:35","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T23:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/15\/anna-plays-portal\/"},"modified":"2012-08-15T23:09:35","modified_gmt":"2012-08-15T23:09:35","slug":"anna-plays-portal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/15\/anna-plays-portal\/","title":{"rendered":"Anna plays Portal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cincodenada.tumblr.com\/post\/29510697697\/anna-plays-portal\">cincodenada<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Stage 17:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe companion cube is going to talk to me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love you, companion cube!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Stage 18:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I need a block, which means I\u2019m going to have to go fuck around with the asshole robots to get the block, doesn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On discovering she can take out turrets with the glowy balls: \u201cOkay, we\u2019re in business now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt killed me and took my cube!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is the worst game.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere am I? \u00a0Am I even standing on anything? \u00a0What\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After completing the robot room: \u201cPlease be the end of the level\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Immediately following, to me: \u201cI don\u2019t like you because you\u2019re laughing evilly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, fuckin\u2019 a, there\u2019s a damn radio down there.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cincodenada: Stage 17: \u201cThe companion cube is going to talk to me?\u201d \u201cI love you, companion cube!\u201d Stage 18: \u201cBut I need a block, which means I\u2019m going to have to go fuck around with the asshole robots to get the block, doesn\u2019t it?\u201d On discovering she can take out turrets with the glowy balls: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/08\/15\/anna-plays-portal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Anna plays Portal&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1754,8362,2600],"class_list":["post-26747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-annapear","tag-best-humans-are-best","tag-cincodenada"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}