{"id":2634,"date":"2016-10-12T22:32:12","date_gmt":"2016-10-12T22:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/10\/12\/silentstephi-littlesmartart-so-apparently\/"},"modified":"2017-06-29T01:10:53","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T01:10:53","slug":"silentstephi-littlesmartart-so-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/10\/12\/silentstephi-littlesmartart-so-apparently\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2634 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/10\/12\/silentstephi-littlesmartart-so-apparently\/attachment\/2635\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/tumblr_o70cxbih4Z1sx1nr7o1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/tumblr_o70cxbih4Z1sx1nr7o1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/tumblr_o70cxbih4Z1sx1nr7o1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/silentstephi.tumblr.com\/post\/150990037389\">silentstephi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/littlesmartart.tumblr.com\/post\/144192996632\">littlesmartart<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>so apparently femshep\u2019s official height is 5\u20323\u2033, and garrus\u2019 is 7\u2032. that\u2019s a height difference of a whopping <i>21 inches<\/i>. I\u2019m honestly so disappointed that this isn\u2019t addressed in-game because you just know he\u2019d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201chey shep I\u2019m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone under 5\u20327\u2033 has to use a booster seat in the mako\u2026\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/6102f034190664ed5d03467f8a8bf674\/tumblr_inline_o70cihc3dR1r6tte5_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>garrus\u2026kiss ur tiny angry girlfriend before she decks you\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I knew they came up with Vanguard Charge for a reason\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>silentstephi: littlesmartart: so apparently femshep\u2019s official height is 5\u20323\u2033, and garrus\u2019 is 7\u2032. that\u2019s a height difference of a whopping 21 inches. I\u2019m honestly so disappointed that this isn\u2019t addressed in-game because you just know he\u2019d absolutely rip the piss out of her for it\u00a0 \u201chey shep I\u2019m pretty sure alliance regulations say that anyone &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/10\/12\/silentstephi-littlesmartart-so-apparently\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1621,65,216],"class_list":["post-2634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-give-me-life-sharrus","tag-long-post","tag-mass-effect","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2636,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2634\/revisions\/2636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}