{"id":25917,"date":"2012-09-04T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/04\/all-morning-jake-and-i-made-sappy-mass-effect-love\/"},"modified":"2012-09-04T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T19:00:00","slug":"all-morning-jake-and-i-made-sappy-mass-effect-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/04\/all-morning-jake-and-i-made-sappy-mass-effect-love\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

all morning Jake and I made sappy Mass Effect love comparisons to each other<\/p>\n

“I love you more than Garrus loves calibrations”<\/p>\n

“I love you more than the fans love Tali’s ass”<\/p>\n

“I love you more than Liara loves Protheans ;D”<\/p>\n

“I love you more than Grunt loves carnage :D”<\/p>\n

“I love you more than Joker loves EDI”<\/p>\n

it was wonderful and gross and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

all morning Jake and I made sappy Mass Effect love comparisons to each other “I love you more than Garrus loves calibrations” “I love you more than the fans love Tali’s ass” “I love you more than Liara loves Protheans ;D” “I love you more than Grunt loves carnage :D” “I love you more than … <\/p>\n

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