{"id":25479,"date":"2012-09-11T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T20:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/11\/gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards\/"},"modified":"2012-09-11T20:12:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T20:12:00","slug":"gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/11\/gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards.tumblr.com\/post\/31322198201\/redkiteslongnights-gaycomalfoy-in-8th-grade\">gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/redkiteslongnights.tumblr.com\/post\/31320539685\/gaycomalfoy-in-8th-grade-i-came-out-as-bisexual\">redkiteslongnights<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gaycomalfoy.tumblr.com\/post\/30823220833\">gaycomalfoy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\">in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m9sli4rn9s1qcav4p.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>hell yeah bismuth<br \/>i mean look at it<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/7\/75\/Bi-crystal.jpg\/220px-Bi-crystal.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>does that thing look heterosexual to you <br \/>i thought not\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is my new favourite story on the internet.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons\u00a0 hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not\u00a0 This is my new favourite story on the internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3821,8202,8203],"class_list":["post-25479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hahaha","tag-i-wish-i-had-been-that-awesome","tag-instead-i-posted-a-screencap-from-my-official-doctor-form"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}