{"id":25364,"date":"2012-09-12T23:12:26","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T23:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/12\/beautiful-questions-to-ask-me\/"},"modified":"2012-09-12T23:12:26","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T23:12:26","slug":"beautiful-questions-to-ask-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/12\/beautiful-questions-to-ask-me\/","title":{"rendered":"beautiful questions to ask me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?<br \/>\n2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?<br \/>\n3: Let&#8217;s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?<br \/>\n4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?<br \/>\n5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a &#8217;90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you&#8217;re &#8220;them&#8221;? Would you choose to switch back?<br \/>\n6: Any allergies?<br \/>\n7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?<br \/>\n8: Did you get enough sleep last night?<br \/>\n9: You&#8217;re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?<br \/>\n10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?<br \/>\n11: What&#8217;s the biggest animal you&#8217;ve ever killed? Bugs count.<br \/>\n12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?<br \/>\n13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?<br \/>\n14: Could you win the Hunger Games?<br \/>\n15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen\/adult?<br \/>\n16: Do you bite your nails?<br \/>\n17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?<br \/>\n18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?<br \/>\n19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There&#8217;s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?<br \/>\n20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?<br \/>\n21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?<br \/>\n22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?<br \/>\n23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?<br \/>\n24: Of what animal are you most afraid?<br \/>\n25: Pizza or oral sex?<br \/>\n26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?<br \/>\n27: You&#8217;re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go &#8220;OH SHIT, THAT&#8217;S MY JAM!&#8221; What song is it?<br \/>\n28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?<br \/>\n29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?<br \/>\n30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?<br \/>\n31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?<br \/>\n32: Have you ever been punched in the face?<br \/>\n33: How do you take your ramen noodles?<br \/>\n34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?<br \/>\n35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?<br \/>\n36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?<br \/>\n37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It&#8217;s not dangerous or really big or anything. They&#8217;re just moving to a place that doesn&#8217;t allow pets.<br \/>\n38: Do you know how to pronounce the word &#8220;pinochle&#8221;?<br \/>\n39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?<br \/>\n40: Are you better with numbers or words?<br \/>\n41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?<br \/>\n42: Is morality universal or relative?<br \/>\n43: Let&#8217;s say you&#8217;re getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?<br \/>\n44: What&#8217;s the worst name you&#8217;ve ever been called?<br \/>\n45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor &#8211; same difference, right?)<br \/>\n46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?<br \/>\n47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?<br \/>\n48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun\/monk or a drug dealer?<br \/>\n49: What&#8217;s your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?<br \/>\n50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last? 2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots? 3: Let&#8217;s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. 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