{"id":25363,"date":"2012-09-12T23:22:25","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T23:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/12\/1-25-32-also-i-want-to-know-which-flavor-you\/"},"modified":"2012-09-12T23:22:25","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T23:22:25","slug":"1-25-32-also-i-want-to-know-which-flavor-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/12\/1-25-32-also-i-want-to-know-which-flavor-you\/","title":{"rendered":"1, 25, 32 &#8212; also, I want to know which flavor you dive at first, because you can&#8217;t wait."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1: I leave chocolate, always, because I don&rsquo;t like chocolate. and my first bite is usually a combination of the other two. ^.^<\/p>\n<p>25: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOOOOOOSE. and since I know the inevitable answer to &ldquo;can I PLEASE pick both?!&rdquo; is going to be no, then, FINE. oral sex.<\/p>\n<p>32: I&rsquo;m kind of disappointed to say that I have not been punched in the face. I&rsquo;ve gotten really close, though, by pissing off a couple of girls I know, both of whom were much larger than me. but I&rsquo;m scrappier, so I think they were scared. XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1: I leave chocolate, always, because I don&rsquo;t like chocolate. and my first bite is usually a combination of the other two. ^.^ 25: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOOOOOOSE. and since I know the inevitable answer to &ldquo;can I PLEASE pick both?!&rdquo; is going to be no, then, FINE. oral sex. 32: I&rsquo;m kind &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/12\/1-25-32-also-i-want-to-know-which-flavor-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;1, 25, 32 &#8212; also, I want to know which flavor you dive at first, because you can&#8217;t wait.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}