{"id":25361,"date":"2012-09-13T15:36:43","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T15:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/13\/5-46-yo\/"},"modified":"2012-09-13T15:36:43","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T15:36:43","slug":"5-46-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/13\/5-46-yo\/","title":{"rendered":"5 &amp; 46, yo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>5: I definitely wake up in the body of Gillian Jacobs, because if I&rsquo;m gonna body swap, I&rsquo;m gonna body swap into my ideal. \ud83d\ude09 she&rsquo;s pretty freaked out because I&rsquo;m not all that glamorous but she does enjoy the companionship of my significant other (yup, I&rsquo;m biased, duhhhh). I would totally live it up on set of Community for a day or two, and then try to switch us back, because I&rsquo;m rather fond of my life. it would be awesome to have her hair, though.<\/p>\n<p>46: I was never allowed to believe in Santa, because somehow he conflicted with my mom&rsquo;s hyper Christianity. I didn&rsquo;t ruin it for anyone, though, except perhaps my brother &#8211; I definitely helped inform him early on that Santa was\u00a0<em>not\u00a0<\/em>the reason for the season, but I don&rsquo;t think I ruined it for him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5: I definitely wake up in the body of Gillian Jacobs, because if I&rsquo;m gonna body swap, I&rsquo;m gonna body swap into my ideal. \ud83d\ude09 she&rsquo;s pretty freaked out because I&rsquo;m not all that glamorous but she does enjoy the companionship of my significant other (yup, I&rsquo;m biased, duhhhh). I would totally live it up &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/13\/5-46-yo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;5 &amp; 46, yo!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}