{"id":25330,"date":"2012-09-13T21:10:15","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/13\/ok-the-very-worst-part-about-online-friends\/"},"modified":"2012-09-13T21:10:15","modified_gmt":"2012-09-13T21:10:15","slug":"ok-the-very-worst-part-about-online-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/13\/ok-the-very-worst-part-about-online-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"OK, the very worst part about online friends:"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>When they\u2019re in crisis, you can\u2019t go and see them in person. You can\u2019t let them spend the night at your house. You can\u2019t cook them dinner. You can\u2019t go with them to a job interview. You can\u2019t take them out for coffee. You can\u2019t hold their hand or hug them. You can\u2019t let them use your shower. You can\u2019t be a physical contrast to the abusive people in their physical lives.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>most frustrating bit about having such good friends from the ROC. I want to have dinner with Sara and Thomas and play Cards Against Humanity with Will and cuddle (pls????) with Em and Kat. boo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When they\u2019re in crisis, you can\u2019t go and see them in person. You can\u2019t let them spend the night at your house. You can\u2019t cook them dinner. You can\u2019t go with them to a job interview. You can\u2019t take them out for coffee. You can\u2019t hold their hand or hug them. You can\u2019t let them &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/13\/ok-the-very-worst-part-about-online-friends\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;OK, the very worst part about online friends:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}