{"id":25060,"date":"2012-09-23T21:17:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T21:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/23\/thatsnotwatyourmomsaid-mpregbert-i-googled\/"},"modified":"2012-09-23T21:17:30","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T21:17:30","slug":"thatsnotwatyourmomsaid-mpregbert-i-googled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/09\/23\/thatsnotwatyourmomsaid-mpregbert-i-googled\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thatsnotwatyourmomsaid.tumblr.com\/post\/32027495151\/mpregbert-i-googled-i-didnt-choose-the-thug\">thatsnotwatyourmomsaid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mpregbert.tumblr.com\/post\/32020492085\">mpregbert<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i googled \u201ci didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me\u201d and found this<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_maqa8i7IFM1qi4z2n.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cNO GRANDMA. YOU GET <strong><em>ONE<\/em><\/strong> ICE POP!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cfuq off ya little shit i own this town\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: mpregbert: i googled \u201ci didnt choose the thug life the thug life chose me\u201d and found this \u201cNO GRANDMA. YOU GET ONE ICE POP!\u201d \u201cfuq off ya little shit i own this town\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}