{"id":24703,"date":"2012-10-03T22:19:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T22:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/03\/sometimes-when-babies-are-screaming-at-me-i\/"},"modified":"2012-10-03T22:19:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T22:19:11","slug":"sometimes-when-babies-are-screaming-at-me-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/03\/sometimes-when-babies-are-screaming-at-me-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes, when babies are screaming at me, I whisper softly, how &#8217;bout shut the fuck up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/amekay3.tumblr.com\/post\/32829365346\/sometimes-when-babies-are-screaming-at-me-i-whisper\">amekay3<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>And sometimes when they spit up on me I mumble, \u201csonofabitch rat bastard\u201d.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I read that in a Rorschach voice. so this had me giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>amekay3: And sometimes when they spit up on me I mumble, \u201csonofabitch rat bastard\u201d. I read that in a Rorschach voice. so this had me giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1633],"class_list":["post-24703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amekay3"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}