{"id":24695,"date":"2012-10-04T02:36:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T02:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/04\/hooray-for-drabble-matic\/"},"modified":"2012-10-04T02:36:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T02:36:00","slug":"hooray-for-drabble-matic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/04\/hooray-for-drabble-matic\/","title":{"rendered":"Hooray for Drabble-matic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xxdarkwing.tumblr.com\/post\/32849779083\/hooray-for-drabble-matic\">xxdarkwing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>On a happy and rainbow morning, Mitt Romney sat over the rainbow. It was Valentine\u2019s Day and he was all alone. His phalange ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Big Bird to love someone with a platonic tibia?<\/p>\n<p>Hurriedly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. \u201cAh, my love is like a green bacterial Elmo, all on a summer\u2019s day. I wish my Big Bird would fly me, in his own frank way\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you?\u201d Big Bird sat down beside Mitt Romney and put his hand on Mitt Romney\u2019s proboscis. \u201cI think that could be arranged.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mitt Romney gasped unfortunately. \u201cBut what about my platonic tibia?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI like it,\u201d Big Bird said begrudgingly. \u201cI think it\u2019s swift.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They came together and their kiss was like a tarantula that wanders all over the hovercraft.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love you,\u201d Mitt Romney said laughingly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love you too,\u201d Big Bird replied and flew him.<\/p>\n<p>They bought a sea slug, moved in together, and lived randomly ever after.<\/p>\n<p><em>(made with <a href=\"http:\/\/prillalar.com\/drabbles\/\">http:\/\/prillalar.com\/drabbles\/<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xxdarkwing: On a happy and rainbow morning, Mitt Romney sat over the rainbow. It was Valentine\u2019s Day and he was all alone. His phalange ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Big Bird to love someone with a platonic tibia? Hurriedly, he began to recite a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/04\/hooray-for-drabble-matic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hooray for Drabble-matic&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1468],"class_list":["post-24695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}