{"id":24288,"date":"2012-10-18T18:38:18","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T18:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/18\/captain-hammers-sweater-vests\/"},"modified":"2012-10-18T18:38:18","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T18:38:18","slug":"captain-hammers-sweater-vests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/18\/captain-hammers-sweater-vests\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Hammer&#8217;s Sweater Vests"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mintypineapple.tumblr.com\/post\/33845235450\/captain-hammers-sweater-vests\">mintypineapple<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/inflatedmoose.tumblr.com\">Toni<\/a>\u00a0was saying that she doesn\u2019t understand why Captain Hammer would have one sweater vest, let alone four. I theorize that it\u2019s a part of his secret identity. Which he is crap at maintaining. For one, he doesn\u2019t attempt to conceal his face at all. But everyone just plays along with it, because he\u2019s Captain Hammer and everyone loves him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat? I\u2019m Captain Hammer? Not possible. I\u2019m wearing a sweater vest. Why would Captain Hammer wear a sweater vest? They\u2019re itchy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mintypineapple: Toni\u00a0was saying that she doesn\u2019t understand why Captain Hammer would have one sweater vest, let alone four. I theorize that it\u2019s a part of his secret identity. Which he is crap at maintaining. For one, he doesn\u2019t attempt to conceal his face at all. But everyone just plays along with it, because he\u2019s Captain &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/10\/18\/captain-hammers-sweater-vests\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Captain Hammer&#8217;s Sweater Vests&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8104],"class_list":["post-24288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-accept-this-headcanon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}