{"id":23927,"date":"2012-11-05T23:21:49","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T23:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/05\/crocodileeggs-fact-you-eat-28-spiders-in-your\/"},"modified":"2012-11-05T23:21:49","modified_gmt":"2012-11-05T23:21:49","slug":"crocodileeggs-fact-you-eat-28-spiders-in-your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2012\/11\/05\/crocodileeggs-fact-you-eat-28-spiders-in-your\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crocodileeggs.tumblr.com\/post\/25538014024\">crocodileeggs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>crocodileeggs: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8069,8068],"class_list":["post-23927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-and-now-i-want-to-write-about-it","tag-hahahaha-for-some-reason-i-cant-stop-laughing-at-this"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}