{"id":2371,"date":"2016-11-21T04:41:31","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T04:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/11\/21\/hocotate-none-of-this-would-be-happening-in-the\/"},"modified":"2016-11-21T04:41:31","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T04:41:31","slug":"hocotate-none-of-this-would-be-happening-in-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2016\/11\/21\/hocotate-none-of-this-would-be-happening-in-the\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hocotate.tumblr.com\/post\/152929284567\">hocotate<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hocotate: NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1447,1446,1448],"class_list":["post-2371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-mean-yes","tag-l-o-l","tag-this-is-the-darkest-timeline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}